I would rather eat doggy do
I would rather eat doggy do do than drive a Camry! Boring ugly and slow. I don't wanna be lying on my death bed thinking ... Gee I wish I bought a Mustang GT. Oh well! too late now. Have some fun in your life, people. Don't live a dull boring life! Burn your Camry in public and denounce your boring life. Get a Muscle car, or a sports car, or a monster truck, or anything remotely interesting. As Neil Young once sang ... Better to burn out than just fade away.