John Graveils, you know,…
John Graveils, you know, there are a few quotes that come to mind here:
"A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't" (Weird Al Yankovic)
"Money doesn't buy taste, personality, or common decency." (Jennifer L. Armentrout)
So, if you think about those, really hard in your case, you would come to the conclusion that women don't like your stupid toy and rather have a man who doesn't buy an overpriced fever dream from a mental 5 year old.