Kawhi Leonard signed a three-year $103 million contract with the Los Angeles Clippers, but a report from the Onion says the NBA star just bought a 2016 Subaru Forester SUV. We can’t figure out why unless he wants to cruise the LA Boulevard anonymously. No one would ever look for a big-time NBA basketball player to be driving around in a boring Quartz Blue Pearl Compact SUV. Why not buy a new-generation 2019 Forester if you want a small SUV?
The 2016 Subaru Forester will be a sleeper and he likely won’t be recognized anywhere he goes. With $103 Million in his pocket, the report says Clippers forward Kawhi Leonard vowed not to let his new surroundings change him, and he doesn’t want to “succumb to the glitzy L.A. lifestyle.” The Forester is about as far away from “showtime” as you can get.
Subaru Forester
Apparently, Kawhi Leonard is one of the most down-to-earth star athletes on the planet. A story on the NBA star from CNBC reported Leonard drove the same beat-up SUV (a 1997 Chevy Tahoe) he’d had since high school. He nicknamed it the “Gas Guzzler,” and had it since he was a teenager. Leonard told Sports Illustrated, “It runs … and it’s paid off,” when asked why a professional athlete making millions would hang onto a nearly 20-year-old SUV.
Leonard, who won a championship with the Spurs, grew up in Moreno Valley, near Riverside California so he knows what the LA lifestyle is like. He can drive his “lightly scratched” blue Forester and not have to worry about getting an expensive sports car damaged.
So now it makes sense why Kawhi Leonard would purchase a 2016 Subaru Forester with scratches in the paint. He really is a humble NBA superstar and doesn’t need an expensive luxury car to feel good about himself. Now that’s refreshing.
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You know the Onion is a
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You know the Onion is a satirical comedy site. Right???
Are you guys serious? This is
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Are you guys serious? This is such fake news. Your source is a report from "The Onion" which is a SATIRE website. Kawaii does not drive a blue 2016 Subaru Forester.
The Onion is a satirical site
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The Onion is a satirical site.......
Awkward
You...you do realize that The
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You...you do realize that The Onion is a satirical newspaper, right?
The onion is a joke newspaper
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The onion is a joke newspaper. Lol
Seriously, the onion? You do
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Seriously, the onion? You do realize that article is a joke right?
LOL. Is this article
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LOL. Is this article intended as a joke, did it just name The Onion, one of the Internet's oldest, best known, and funniest satire sites as a reliable news source? Either way, thanks for the laugh!
Is this a double troll? You
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Is this a double troll? You realize The Onion is fabricated content?
The Onion is a satire site.
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The Onion is a satire site. In other words, it’s not true.
The Onion is a satire news
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The Onion is a satire news page. :|
Unless this is a joke too that just flew over my head. If so, shame on me.
I don't know if the Onion is
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I don't know if the Onion is a reliable source......
The onion is a satire news
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The onion is a satire news site. It's all satire...
Bruh you just based this
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Bruh you just based this entire article on a report from a satire news site lmao!!!!!!!
Do you not know that "The
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Do you not know that "The Onion" is a pardoy website????????
Denis, don't publically
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Denis, don't publically embarrass yourself quoting other "new source" without understanding your sources.
The Onion, which you have based your "news" story on is America's leading SATIRE new website. They were having fun (and apparently at your expense).
Denis, The Onion is a
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Denis, The Onion is a satirical newspaper :)
You know that the Onion is a
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You know that the Onion is a satire site right?
Everyone knows The Onion is a
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Everyone knows The Onion is a joke news website, right? Just want to be clear.
Using “The Onion” as a source
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Using “The Onion” as a source?!
A report from... the onion?
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A report from... the onion? Really, dude? You know the onion is fake, right? The onion was pushing fake news since before we used the term "fake news" to describe it.
The Onion is a satirical
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The Onion is a satirical publication by Harvard
The Onion is Satire. It's not
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The Onion is Satire. It's not real news. He didn't actually buy that car.
... did you really use The
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... did you really use The Onion as a source?
Not sure if this is satirical
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Not sure if this is satirical or you really bit the Onion.
Um, this is awkward. Does the
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Um, this is awkward. Does the author not realize the Onion is a satire website?
You realize your source is
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You realize your source is The Onion right..?
Are you guys seriously citing
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Are you guys seriously citing "theonion" as a source? It's a joke! Omg
I can't tell if this article
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I can't tell if this article is a joke or you totally fell for an The Onion cake article.... LOL
Please keep this article up.
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Please keep this article up. Even after someone explains to Subaru*legit*news what the Onion is.
You know the Onion is satire
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You know the Onion is satire right?
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